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Atheist Double Standard

Posted by Cory Tucholski on June 23, 2009

My laugh for today is this comment, from a reader who identifies himself as Steve:

How in God’s name are you going to publish a book? You work in fast food and don’t have the credentials or credibility to even think about a book. It’s almost insulting to the people who have spent much time and money in their education and relevent [sic] work experience. You can’t just say “I’m going to write a book” There are prerequisites.

I have to wonder if this guy would have said the same thing to a fashion editor publishing on the history of religion (Christopher Hitchens), an evolutionary biologist publishing on philosophy (Richard Dawkins), or someone with a high school education becoming a fellow of an academic think-tank (Tom Verenna, aka Rook Hawkins).

Atheists, when they publish, are granted free license to write about any topic they so choose. As long as it serves the name of atheism or anti-theism, they are granted credibility by their audience of admirers whether they have it or not.

The site that I’m answering in my proposed book, God is Imaginary, is allegedly written by Marshall Brain, founder of HowStuffWorks.com. According to Wikipedia, Brain has a bachelor’s degree in electrical engineering and a master’s in computer science. This qualifies a person to maintain websites debunking religion? Yet, that site is often referred to as a resource for debunking Christianity by many atheists online. The site has a credibility that it should not have.

As academic layman in the category of religion, Brain and I are equals. No one would take on these sites from the academic community because they aren’t argued from an academic perspective. Having an academic, such as William Lane Craig, I take on these sites would be overkill. Therefore, I’m the perfect candidate to write a rebuttal, since I am an academic layman also.

What happens if the credibility factor does become a problem, and agents and publishers reject the proposal based on that? No problem, I have other writing projects that I am working on at the moment where credibility isn’t a problem. I can always try again with this proposal in a few years, when I will have the academic credibility.

That said, I would like to welcome long-time reader John C back! I hope that you find this blog more to your liking. I promise not to focus so much on Rey’s replies, as I should be taking on the best arguments from the other side, not the worst arguments from our own.

Posted in Atheism, Humor, Personal | 7 Comments »

Laugh of the Day

Posted by Cory Tucholski on June 22, 2009

My laugh of the day happened as I was scanning what searches generated traffic for me:

searchresultsOf course I can see how my blog would pop up for most of those, but two made me laugh out loud. The first was “‘air force 1 plane’ remote control.” Where have I ever mentioned Air Force One? Maybe I referenced the movie once?

The second laugh was “calvinism’s evil heresy, 2009.” I can see how my blog would come up with a search on calvinism, but as part of an evil heresy? Mabye I should re-think Calvinism again?

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Where are You on this Handy Scale?

Posted by Cory Tucholski on April 13, 2009

In The God Delusion, Richard Dawkins promotes the idea that beliefs are predicated on a continuum, with seven checkpoints along the way. For convenience, I condensed them into five:

  1. I know there is a God with absolute certainty.
  2. I think there is a God. I believe that the evidence points to a God, and I live my life as if there is one.
  3. I don’t know if there is a God.
  4. I don’t think that there is a god. I believe that the evidence for one is lacking, and I live my life accordingly.
  5. I know that there is no god with absolute certainty.

Dawkins would be at #4, heading into #5. My wife, my grandpa, and several others I know would proudly count themselves into category #1. Dawkins and I agree that category #5 would be almost empty, while category #1 is very full.

Most people who call themselves theists believe without the benefit of philosophical or natural evidence. Most people who call themselves atheists leave the possibility of God open until they see more evidence.

Believe it or not, I fall into category #2. I believe that the intricacies of creation require a creator. I believe the philosophical arguments offer an excellent cumulative case for God. I believe the historicity of the New Testament, which means that the fantastic claims of Jesus must be dealt with. I believe in the historicity of the Empty Tomb–which means that Jesus died and rose again. All of this, to me, makes a great case for God, and an even better case for the God of the Bible.

Where are you, readers?

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Church Fail

Posted by Cory Tucholski on March 25, 2009

Image via FailBlog.org

Image via FailBlog.org

This was my laugh for the day.

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Can You Sue God?

Posted by Cory Tucholski on March 4, 2009

Ernie Chambers attempted to sue God in 2007. The Nebraska Court of Appeals has recently thrown it out on the grounds that courts don’t decide “abstract, hypothetical, or ficticious” issues.

Can a person sue God? I would say that the answer lies in Scripture:

Let every person be subject to the governing authorities. For there is no authority except from God, and those that exist have been instituted by God. (Rom 13:1, emphasis added)

What that means is that,  no matter what anyone may say, our courts exist because God instituted them, and they have only the authority that he has given them. All authority derives first from God.

That means that God isn’t subject to the rule of any court, since they derive their authority from him in the first place. How quickly we sinful humans forget our place before the Lord. And what hubris to say that this is an “abstract, hypothetical, or ficticious” issue! This is an issue of authority, and who is subject to whom.

Posted in Apologetics, Humor, Theology | 1 Comment »

Cats Reading Dawkins

Posted by Cory Tucholski on March 1, 2009

This made me laugh.

Image via b3ta

Image via b3ta

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Pope: No Contradiction Between Faith and Works

Posted by Cory Tucholski on November 26, 2008

In another nod to Protestant theology, Pope Benedict XVI has declared that there is no conflict between faith and works. He says that good works, performed in love, are a natural outgrowth of the faith we profess in Christ. Provided that faith in Christ is genuine, good works will manifest in the person who professes that faith.

In a previous nod to Protestant theology, the Pope acknowleged that we are saved by grace through faith plus NOTHING. That works are not necessary for salvation was a Protestant idea, condmened by Catholicism. Catholic lay apologists scoff at the idea, one referring to it as “Luther’s convienent doctrine.”

We have now seen the Pope tip his mitre to two formerly Protestant ideas. It will be interesting to see the spin that Catholic lay apologists put on this. These are two ideas that the lay apologists have previously scoffed at and ridiculed as heresy. I expect either silence from their end, or else they will try to claim that Protestants stole the idea from “Sacred Tradition.”

Posted in Humor, Roman Catholicism, Theology | 4 Comments »

Dutch Christians Attend a Naked Mass

Posted by Cory Tucholski on October 9, 2008

My church has a very relaxed dress code. It would be unusual to see our pastor in anything more fancy than a button-down shirt and khaki pants. Most people in the congregation wear jeans. You can always spot the newcomers to our church by the suits and skirts that they wear. As relaxed as our dress code is, at least one church has taken it a step further.

In the Netherlands, a group of naked (yes, you read that right: naked) celebrants held a church service in a nudist park. They had to cancel the second planned service and temporarily take down their website after threatening phone calls and other unfortunate backlash from other Christians.

I’m used to relaxed dress codes, but this… well, is this as ridiculous as some people make it out to be? I’m not so sure.

I don’t see anything wrong with this. It surely isn’t for me–I know I would never attend a nude service–but for nudists, this is the perfect way to meet. The Bible exhorts us to worship God in everything that we do. So, if people like to go around naked, why not turn that into an act of worship as well?

People get all bent out of shape over the silliest things. If you don’t like it, don’t go. It’s as simple as that.

It turns out that that is very biblical advice:

Accept him whose faith is weak, without passing judgment on disputable matters. One man’s faith allows him to eat everything, but another man, whose faith is weak, eats only vegetables. The man who eats everything must not look down on him who does not, and the man who does not eat everything must not condemn the man who does, for God has accepted him. Who are you to judge someone else’s servant? To his own master he stands or falls. And he will stand, for the Lord is able to make him stand.

One man considers one day more sacred than another; another man considers every day alike. Each one should be fully convinced in his own mind. He who regards one day as special, does so to the Lord. He who eats meat, eats to the Lord, for he gives thanks to God; and he who abstains, does so to the Lord and gives thanks to God. For none of us lives to himself alone and none of us dies to himself alone. If we live, we live to the Lord; and if we die, we die to the Lord. So, whether we live or die, we belong to the Lord.

For this very reason, Christ died and returned to life so that he might be the Lord of both the dead and the living. (Rom 14:1-9)

If someone considers nudity a sacred act of worship, who are we to condemn that person? For if he is naked, he is naked to the Lord, if he is dressed, he is dressed to the Lord. None of us lives or dies for our own selves, we live and die to the Lord. Again, if you don’t think that a nude church service is for you (I know it isn’t for me), then don’t go. It’s as simple as that.

My prayers are with the nudists; I pray that they can worship in peace without other Christians passing judgment.

That brings up another point. As a group, Christians are awfully judgmental. We all serve God, whether we realize it or not (take heed, atheists: even you serve the Lord). And the Bible clearly teaches that we are not to judge another master’s servant. So why then do Christians get so darn judgmental over silly things like this?

That, I suppose, is the subject for another post.

Posted in Apologetics, Humor | 5 Comments »

This Made Me Laugh

Posted by Cory Tucholski on June 19, 2008

(HT: The Friendly Atheist)

It’s a German Bible… but it has a very different meaning in English…

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Agnostics and God

Posted by Cory Tucholski on April 17, 2008

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